Racing Sailboats

The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019

Mega Race

A lawnmower race that is held on a huge track, but has very few drivers.

Hey man, did you watch the Mega Race?
Yeah dude, the only thing mega was the track!

by Midwestbiotch1989 March 31, 2019

race condition

the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.

some kind of race condition

by EngHossam March 15, 2019

racing beast

What you call someone who CRUSHES the competition in racing games or motorsport

Did you see that?
What?
That overtaking move! That guy is a RACING BEAST!

by Blue Shell Killah January 9, 2018

Race rap

Genre of rap music where the artist talks emotively about current life ordeals. Typically a high tempo song.

'Hey man, you hear that new race rap Tay-K dropped? Everyone's listening bro!'

by Meridian January 9, 2018

Razor Racing

Razor Racing is when you are in a hurry so you shave really fast that it's like your razor is racing.

Girl One- To make it to the party I had to Razor Race.

Girl One- I almost didn't make it, I was in such a hurry that I was razor Racing

Girl Two- How did you make it on time?
Girl One- I Razor Raced

by Anonymous12345666789 June 19, 2017

Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.

Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk

by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018