by Blurr S_TEALTHY January 10, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by James1234567891234567891234567 June 13, 2018
Get the Noahmug. That fat ass kid in your class that is a huge snitch and a real asshole. He is super jealous and is definitely going to pick on you if your better than him in anyway which most people are. He is EXTREMELY immature and makes perverted jokes all the time that are disgusting. He is super horny and watches porn as much as possible. He will never get a girl cuz he is super disgusting and FUGLY. Noah also has the SMALLEST dick on earth not even bacteria can live on his dick it's so small. He is a REAL assclown. Noah will do ANYTHING and I MEAN ANYTHING for anything edible. Noah is a real pussy and can't fight for shit he also cries a lot to stupid shit. Simply he is a true ANIMALISTIC ALIEN SHIT HEAD. P.S If Noah ever reads this he will cry until earth's sea level has risen a KILOMETRE.
by Y'ALL FATASS KNOW IM RIGHT May 17, 2018
Get the Noahmug. Noah smells like doodoo and he eats boogers. Not only that but he gets no girls. Also he will lose every battle against the greatest person ever named Spencer
by Ohgoditsspencer October 27, 2019
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is when a male performs oral sex on another male, while being taken up the arse by another male, while giving hand jobs to two other males and stimulating another man's penis with his foot.
In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
In other words, it's the act of performing as many homosexual acts as possible.
I got Noahed really hard last night
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
Ever had a Noah?
Wana get some of your mates over and start a Noah?
by Lewieeeeeie November 7, 2008
Get the Noahmug.