Brad

Your car

You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.

by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019

Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her

“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”

by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020

Brad

An Australian male, usually with limited education, who is loud and obnoxious at all times.

A Brad is often found overseas getting into pub fights, chanting Khe Sanh or The Horses at high volume with fellow Brads, causing property damage and generally pissing off the locals.

"Look at those Brads over there chanting Khe Sanh and doing shoeys"

by 10lo October 9, 2022

Brad Special

“The Brad Special” is essentially just a general phrase for some intimate alone time with Brad.

Oh he went and gave him the ol’ Brad Special

by RealGoofer December 8, 2023

brad

A replacement name for a man your mom is sleeping with instead of your absent father.

Mom's got another Brad over tonight.

by Marlee_M26 June 22, 2023

Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words

“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions”
“Brad is always bradding”

by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019

Brad casini

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..

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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..

When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax

by Whack*brack~it March 2, 2022