puddle of boi

When the weather would seem too hot for your liking and you're afraid that would melt into a puddle of boi in said weather.

Sorry, it's very hot today. I'm afraid I will turn into a puddle of boi if I go out.

by Rofio August 01, 2018

Puddle Of Pizza

Child Rapist

Puddle Of Pizza

by Shawn mays January 12, 2025

Puddle pirate

A term used to describe the sea cadets

We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

by whovian._.holmes April 04, 2023

Puddle Pirate

Calum

Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.

Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.

by thabiznass June 03, 2022

cummal puddle

When everyone in the Cuddle puddle takes ruffalin and the first to wake up gets to cum on everyone.

Karl was the lucky one to awake from the cuddle puddle. So he proceeds to jerk off on everyone turning the cuddle puddle into a cummal puddle.

by The Dave’s October 02, 2023

puddled

When a log squishes a logger.

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.

by JCA/Bremerton December 28, 2021