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Venetian helicopter

When you take a used condom and tie it in half. You put the open part back on your dick and twirl it around like rotors on a helicopter
Me and Jelly just banged and I did a Venetian helicopter in front of her. She laughed so hard she pooped on my bed and now I need a new mattress.
by Uranus’s May 26, 2021
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Helicopter Gunship Parent

A helicopter parent who, to promote their child, will proactively neutralize a person perceived to hinder their own child's advancement.

The effective target of a helicopter gunship parent is a child with more talent and better performance than their own, in a activity with limited opportunities or resources. By a range of overt and covert aggressive methods, the helicopter gunship parent will remove the other child's competition, or the third party who has control over allocation of opportunities and resources, from the activity.

Characteristic outcomes of helicopter gunship parent activity are unwarranted advancement of their own child, other more talented children and their parents/teachers/organisers declining to participate or contribute to the activity, and degraded performance of the activity due to loss of talent. The benefitting child may also suffer reputational damage due to their helicopter gunship parent's activity, even if the child is unaware of the activity or an unwilling beneficiary in the activity.

Common situations of helicopter gunship parent action are sport team selection and role allocation, school drama involvement, academic or sport prizes and scholarships, and school leadership roles.
How can Adam's kids be in such high-level teams but be so doggedly mediocre and continually hold back the team performance? He is a helicopter gunship parent; over the years, he made all the better players walk away from the sport.

Tony's second-rate son got that top academic prize only because Tony is a helicopter gunship parent. I don't know how he did it but he got the award panel to quit then he got himself and his friends on it. The prize and the school is a bad joke.
by Innocent Bypasser January 13, 2024
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helicopter

People who identify as an helicopter have a kink for submission. They often like to take out their dick in public and twirl it around, which amuses them to do so in front of kids.
"I identify as an helicopter."
" I noticed when i saw u swinging yo dick in the supermarket yesterday"
by Luca Roll December 2, 2021
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helicopter

what matthew does at night
by grandmahobo November 26, 2019
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Helicopters

Feeling of your head spinning, especially when trying to sleep after a night of heavy drinking.
When did you go to sleep last night?
I could'nt fall asleep for a couple of hours. I was having crazy Helicopters.
by GranDyer January 7, 2020
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bankok helicopter

A motorcycle taxi that gets you places faster than anything if it doesn't kill you.
I took a bankok helicopter and got there in 2 minutes.
by gaby de wilde January 26, 2019
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