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Half-Chub

You’re giving me a half-chub.
by FuglySwan May 15, 2018
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Chub chum

Chub chum is a watery mix of raw chopped semi erect penii.
After another brutal day on the pole, Daisy launched a bucket of chub chum at the circling crowd
by Scrampledeggs April 26, 2023
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Chubs

A term meaning you have become really good at Vlogging.
She’s got so chubs
by Vlogman January 19, 2018
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Chub

When you become a little erect but its just enough for people to notice.
So i was working out today and Jessica bent over right in front of me. I looked down to see myself chub and though, shit.
by bzw605 October 22, 2014
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Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member
"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "
by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023
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Chub Penguin

When a man attempts to make his penis erect in a frigid environment but the penis only gets to half mast.
I tried to be the first person to nut on Mt. Everest but instead I had a Chub Penguin
by Boner Forest October 22, 2018
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Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.
Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.
by Nat R. September 6, 2023
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