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Squeezese (skwē zēz)

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).
It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.
by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018
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Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
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Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).
Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .
by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020
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Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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Squeegos

The greatest group ever created. The ten Embodiments of the Lord Himself
Rob: Wow I wish I part of Squeegos

Pete: Me too
by Howwasthatnameused November 12, 2020
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Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner
"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."
by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021
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