Spunk Hunt

arises from uncontrolled ejaculation. The loss of bodily fluids into the unknown - eg. living-room carpet, bedroom ceiling etc.

The Spunk Hunt occurs when a partner returns home unexpectedly, immediately after the mag stash has been completed. Wayward semen is rarely found by the male of the species, but the female of the species is more attuned to track it down.

A dead giveaway that a covert wank has taken place, along with flushed cheeks, and trousers half-undone.

I had a quickie over that bird from charmed yesterday, after a thorough Spunk Hunt I found the mess and cleaned it up before my missus got home.

by www.chavspotting.co.uk May 27, 2004

spuk

Any creamy, white, food sauce that gets spilled in the crotch region leaving suspicious stains. Is usually accompanied by a foul smell.

Yo man, how can i leave a good first impression with this seviche spuk on me?

by JNegs September 4, 2007

honey spunk

Honey Spunk is where your friends dog is being a bad bad doggy, you need to thicken up those thighs.

"Milo come with us you little slut, Ima honey spunk all over those thicc thighs"

by The Honey Man February 13, 2019

spunk trumpet

A skinny rugby player with Bat Lugs

Look at him run he looks like a spunk trumpet

by Finbar January 29, 2004

spunk bucket

Your Mum

Your Mum is a dirty spunk bucket

by funnylinguist September 18, 2009

Spucking

Its like sexting but over skype.
Naughty messages are exchanged by both parties.

Girl: Oh my god lets spuck!
Boy: Oh babe hell yeah, get your webcam on!

5 min later
Girl: Oh yeah we are spucking hard!

by yakuma January 1, 2011

Spunk monkey

Verb: An activity that defines a dude that thinks with his dick. A return to the true nature of man, or de-evolution of "The sensitive guy."

Jim: Sheila's ass is so big small appliances orbit it!
Carl: Yes it is Jim.
Jim: Can you believe Bob got his spunk monkey on with that?
Carl: Yes I can Jim.

by Mr. De Nile April 11, 2008