Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

cheese the sponge

1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.

All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!

by HawaiianBryan October 23, 2013

spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.

Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!

by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021

Sponge

Sponge is another type of Dave

Your such a sponge

by VAM892 March 19, 2024

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Fuck Sponge

A piece of household furniture that you can sleep on or can be used for sexual acts.

I'm going to tie you up on my fuck sponge

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Lung Sponge

The sponge-like substance in your lung

"I'm going to rip out your lung sponge if your not careful."
"No!! Spare my lung sponge!"

by shadoedoe March 3, 2021