Robert smiles

basically a queer crabby patty but in human form lolololol

dude robert smiles is so homosexual smh

by Dan Stickmans Husband February 1, 2022

Slut Smile

A techniqye in political journalism media debate that commentator keeps smiling on tv channels although artificially to impose or sell his/ her ideas ,analyses , argument/narrative as Valid/True influencing emotional psychological cognitive systems to confuse audiences .

here is minister of defense again. Idont like her Slut Smile at all.her arguament about increading military budget doesnt make sense at all.

by TourageKnight August 29, 2023

toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Wiener Smile

placing ones penis across the mouth of another person.

I took a picture of Jeff sleeping while I gave him a wiener smile

by Steelers019 March 26, 2011

Stupid Smile

that smile you can't contain when you see them. you know? your face gets red and you all you can do is watch them.

ex; her face lit up with a stupid smile when he laughed

by ollie98 March 22, 2021

Jersey Smile

When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.

Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen

by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019