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Piketucky Shuffle

The ritualistic swapping of wives/fiancés/girlfriends/cousins/sisters for sexual conquest in a western Illinois county. Mainly due to a lack of drama or boredom within the confines of the area.

The bizarre event is usually fueled by angry texts, sexual frustration, road tripping and Natty Light.
“Did you hear? Suzy pulled a Piketucky Shuffle on Johnny with Clint down in Church Holler; now Clint’s girlfriend Amy is banging Johnny down at Big Blue to get even!!”
by Valley City Kid February 22, 2019
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slut shuffle

The act of when driving and someone attempts to enter the car the driver moves forward so the passenger can’t enter
“Dude I just slut shuffled Ethan in the target parking lot making him look like a fool”
by Natesgreat232 June 14, 2023
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Ramsey Shuffle

The act of being tea bagged and slapping your tongue at it like a lizard.
He woke up to a ball sack and started licking it as if doing the Ramsey Shuffle.
by Seymour Twats April 16, 2015
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Trump Shuffle

Extreme editing of news to make it more favorable to Trump. To lie for trump; to spin at extreme rpms.
(Hannity after a new segment) I think that is a world record for Trump shuffles today, I need a shower.
by Sonne912 November 14, 2019
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door shuffle

The act of shuffling through a door to not let ones pet escape.
"I was pet-sitting my neighbors pets and their dog tried to escape everytime."
"Did you use the door shuffle?"
"Yes, it worked well."
by CooksTheCat January 18, 2018
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Vagina Shuffle

The vagina shuffle was a dance created and popularized by 2 members of the TikTok group @stoopidawesomegirls. It was created in 2018 and involves a group of people standing in a line, with one leg up on either a couch, table, or wall. Other dancers one by one, crawl through the legs of the people in the line, and get spanked as they crawl through. It is common to shout "oh yeah! vagina shuffle!" as the dance is going.
"Morgan, get over here! The vagina shuffle is starting!"
"Dang Anna, you slapped my ass really hard during the vagina shuffle earlier."
by shufflegirl April 28, 2021
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Connectworks Shuffle

After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
by Lord Bucket September 16, 2021
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