dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

Harris Punch

a punch that is so powerful that it can kill you with a single blow.

Man this bitch is being so annoying, i’m gonna fucking Harris Punch her into oblivion.

by troy and larry December 23, 2019

Marshmallow punches

When someone punches someone with the worst force possible it feels as if you were getting a marshmallow thrown at you.

A really weak hit. Usually people with spaghetti arms give marshmallow punches

Someone who tries to hit you hard but it ends up so soft and full of fluff like a marshmallow

Mia:Wow, Arianna sure has marshmallow punches. But, on the contrary Johnave probably has marshmallow punches too.

Hunter: oooohhh

by Mialoveshunter August 1, 2012

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Peanut Punch

In American Football, the action of a defensive player forcing a fumble by punching the ball out of the offensive ball carrier's hands with a clenched fist. The technique being a trademark of former Chicago Bears' defensive back Charles "Peanut" Tillman.

Troy Aikman: There's that Peanut Punch once again being executed to perfection to force the fumble and completely shift the momentum of this game.

by Pancakes&Lemonade December 10, 2021

Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

Digit Punch

When you forcefully take two fingers, and jab them into someone in a punching fashion.

If you fart in my face, I will digit punch you in the asshole!

by SamSquared March 14, 2015