The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021

pidgeon race

A phrase often used in Bulgaria ment to imply a gay orgy in a public works office.

Ivan has informed me that segej will be having a "pidgeon race" in his sanitation building office.

by Frizz16 January 11, 2017

Babba Racing

The act of pulling one’s pants and undergarments down. Then racing a pre-determined distance with the floppy fella’ on the go to claim the title ‘King Babba’.

Richard was extremely lucky not to lose his phone whilst Babba Racing!

by Tinky222 July 17, 2014

Sim Racing

A type of racing where you don't leave your bedroom

Hey lets go sim racing bro get on forza

by NoDripChase March 16, 2022

chat race

When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.

I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.

I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.

by ProspektsMarch December 11, 2011

Racing cert

English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.

At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'

Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.

by bellebouche March 7, 2010

Cross-racing

the act of literally speed walking across a crosswalk in order to be the first on the other side. Showing your master speed walking skills on the street.

Damn it I lost to the douche in the red hat over there Cross-racing!

by el krazyyy June 30, 2009