Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

tech lead

He is the tech lead. He is the source of all initiatives in a software project. Do not question anything he says. Do as he tells you. Because he is the tech lead. There is only one tech lead, even though some people might try to claim the title for themselves.

I am a tech lead, but I surely am not THE tech lead.

by GrassXMagnum July 31, 2019

Tech-Flu

A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.

Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.

I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...

by AzRoN May 13, 2008

Ikel Tech

Doing something incredibly stupid

Gyy 1: Bro.. I accidentally put in thr wrong stats..

Guy2: Ikel tech

by Ner_d July 4, 2022

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Tuck Tech

A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.

1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF

by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022

Tech Hygiene

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

by nourishedninja May 26, 2018