Boy ♂next♂ door

Someone's neighour or a jabroni man who went to the wrong door or a neighbour of Van Darkholme.
Also means someone who is insignificant.

Don't be a Boy ♂next♂ door, be the boss of this gym.

by BasementRebel May 18, 2024

Maybe Next Year

1. Literally any other time
2. Never in a million years

1. Person 1: I forgot to walk my dogs today.

Person 2: Oh well, maybe next year.
2. Ugly Guy: Hey lets meet up.

Girl: Yeah, maybe next year.

by dolce and gabbana July 18, 2017

twink next door

A twink that usually lives near a happy family, prowling for DILFS that are tired of their wives. They often are treated as something resembling a side-chick, in straighter terms. Also may be called a homewrecking twink.

"That twink next door stole my fucking husband! My husband is fucking a twink!"

by 1nc_a June 8, 2025

Next week

Euphemism for “never” or a subtle way of saying “I don’t give a fuck about it; fuck off and stop bothering me.”

Customer: Hi, my server is rebooting randomly.

Seller: hallo, reboot issue fix next week.

by LETian September 11, 2024

[Not this week but maybe next week]

The act of telling someone that u can't do a task this week but maybe u can do it nxt week

Bobby: Hey Billy can u help me choke the chicken today.
Billy: Naw, Not this week but maybe next week.
Bobby: Aw, ok i'll just wait

by Dr. Azzwipe October 16, 2008

Nexting

When texted about a situation about to happen next

When questioned with a sexual proposition, the response : nexting

by Dlbr24 April 2, 2024

next cyberpunk

A project (usually a game) in the making, the goes through the development hell and will a huge failure and disappointement upon it's release.

- How's the Starfield going?
- Oh man, it's gonna be next cyberpunk for sure
- Such a shame, the concept was pretty promising
- They always are
- True
- Word

by MarekCEO May 15, 2022