Cartman next door

The boy/girl next door that thinks none of the other kids but him/her should have as much right to talk as him/her, which is why the Cartman next door never shuts the fuck up, but expects everyone else to. The Cartman next door always claims to want to give everyone a voice despite being the only one talking, thinking that they're all okay with somebody other than themselves being their own voices.

The Cartman next door likes to ridicule the other kids he/she is pretending to be friends with, though it's hard if not impossible to see how/why anyone would like or want to be friends with someone like the Cartman next door. He/she is as much of a loser as any other kid that he/she is always calling losers, and wants to look tough all the time, despite a lack of any real evidence that the Cartman next door waa ever tough at all.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.

A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020

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Next level babe

When your partner says something that's hectic

Blake"Summer wanna hear what an alabama hot pocket is?" Summer" Next level babe!!"

by Mallardmc January 12, 2022

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The Kid Next Door

I skinny kid that's annoying, weird, and bitchy at the same time. Normally under the age of 14 unless they're a completely smooth skinned kid that has a buzz cut.

This kid is literally what I would describe as The Kid Next Door.

by AnExtremelyLargebeing January 7, 2021

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