Noun-The bruise left after a man takes his penis and slaps his partner across the head.
Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Verb- The act of giving someone a mushroom cap.
Noun- Last night I left a huge mushroom cap on my girl's face.
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
Verb- I am going to mushroom cap you with my dick!
by Global Aneurysm January 29, 2012
Get the Mushroom Capmug. a word used by asian stoners when discussing pyschotic teddy bears on fire riding a mutated unicorn with two horns.
Asian 1: dude did u see that teddy bear!
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn
Asian 2: which ones??? the bullshitake mushrooms one??
asian 1: YEA it was riding a two horned unicorn
by thefinkles2014 January 16, 2011
Get the bullshitake mushroomsmug. The nothingness of our society. You'll recognize them by these symptoms:
1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead
2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual
3. They speak less than 100 words every day
4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally
5. They have fake friends, most are imagined
6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles
7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will
8. They listen to Justin Timberlake
9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing
10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!
Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
1. They are not aware of anything, numb, literally braindead
2. They will be virgins forever, not necessarily gay/lesbians just inhumanly asexual
3. They speak less than 100 words every day
4. The craziest thing they ever do is littering accidentally
5. They have fake friends, most are imagined
6. The furthest they've been from home is 10 miles
7. They havent seen themselves naked, and never will
8. They listen to Justin Timberlake
9. Their favorite pastimes are reading, watching grass grow, sitting around, jumping up and down, doing nothing
10. They have no dreams, no friends, no looks (mostly), no ambition, no money of their own. Socially challenged nerds.
THEY ARE ZERO!
Theyre behaviour resembles mushrooms. If you see someone who as even 5 of these symptoms, STAY AWAY!(SERIOUS)
by Ajulaks February 2, 2008
Get the mushroom peoplemug. When a a dude and chick have anal sex and when the guy pulls out, poop is on his dick and he slaps the girl on the cheek with his dick removing all of the poop on his dick and leaving it on her face in the shape of a mushroom.
Jamie: "Dude, David's mushroom stamps hurt!! He hits you so hard with his cock!"
Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."
Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."
by Dyaln (triip) Herzberg January 9, 2009
Get the Mushroom Stampmug. by joe smo June 16, 2003
Get the mushroom topmug. The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.
Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.
by Komedian July 11, 2017
Get the Mushroom soccermug. by Jared June 17, 2005
Get the Mushroom eyemug.