miss farby

Fat cunt

(Wayne) What lesson did u have to day

(Lena) I had a miss farby lesson

by Trailer trash August 21, 2017

Miss Vanjie

The only way to exit a reality competition

Judge: You may leave the competition
Contestant: Miss Vanjie... Miss Vaaaaanjie... Miss... Vanjie..

by vanjie May 1, 2018

Missing Digit

When a chick sends you a pic of herself materbating and one finger is missing from the pic because she has it buried inside her honey hole.

Dude, I wish I could get a Missing Digit pic of Kim

by Casey's girl July 22, 2015

miss phenomenon

Someone who is rare occurring, special, unique and amazing.

A complement when someone refers to you as Phenomenon.

At the moment I am doing well Miss Phenomenon.

by WisdomOracle December 30, 2017

Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.

“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017