by Addie- _* April 6, 2019
Get the Mutual marriagemug. The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.
May occasionally result in sex.
May occasionally result in sex.
by sharkdinner July 1, 2022
Get the marriagemug. When your ex goes from filet mignon to one of the maggots eating a week old happy meal they and then marries the skanky crack whore. Yet, 3 days prior begging you to let him come back and referencing the maggot he just married as a skanky crack whore he only uses for a ride...
by Mangodjmango July 2, 2017
Get the crack head marriagemug. by No country for old boys November 25, 2021
Get the marriagemug. a feminist marriage is where you admit the only reason you got married as a woman is to have children. most women who are smart will marry men for money not love, and most women who are feminists will marry to have a family.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
it is a reminder that according to feminism, you should marry because you are love someone (or, are attracted to them), and you should realize how easy it is to make money, and form bonds based on developing a life together, instead of testing your partner. it's hard to explain to someone that feminist marriage is about giving a good life to your children, and is not about selfishness, to remind you under a true matriarchy women would marry for power, and would marry to give their children a life that everyone would envy. to remind men that by submitting to the idea of an equal relationship where they still wear the pants, and maybe she wears a dress that life can be as simple and envigorating to remember that a child is so innocent and so precious, that the best life a woman can provide for their kids is one with their father.
feminist marriage - is marriage in feminism, isnt really about asking questions, or drawing lines, its about making your kids happy, and providing a better life for your partner by living a life without judgement, and a life filled with love, and passion
by ironfinn November 7, 2023
Get the feminist marriagemug. Also known as common law marriage where two shitheads claim they’re married all over and tell people they’re married but they’re not
Leona told everyone her and Carl were married but after Carl died Leona couldn’t take possession of his house because the state didn’t recognize trailer park marriage
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 27, 2024
Get the trailer park marriagemug. The art of recording your Spouse without them knowing and showing them a year later to laugh at them.
“Oh man, I had the best marriage memorabilia on Faith last night. She was sleep talking and I saved it and it comes up in my memories every year”
by OhThatsFunny999 July 26, 2022
Get the Marriage Memorabiliamug.