Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.

HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.

Monster in-law by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish August 29, 2012

Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bogdan's Law 

In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.

Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.

Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*

or

Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*

Bogdan's Law by MajorSer April 2, 2017

Morgoth’s Law 

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.

Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again

Morgoth’s Law by Folk Call February 27, 2022

Codrea's law 

"Anyone who can't be trusted with a gun can't be trusted without a custodian."

Gun rights author and activist David Codrea frequently uses this as the litmus test for determining whether or not someone should be deprived of their right to self-defense. Because, if a person shouldn't have a gun, he arguably shouldn't be in any position to get hold of a 2-ton vehicle, or a can of gasoline, or a baseball bat either. Application of this rule could save hours of debate on silly and unconstitutional laws attempting to deprive people of their inalienable rights.

Codrea's Law says your bill prohibiting people accused of domestic violence from owning guns is wrong-headed and discriminatory.

Codrea's law by jcomeau_ictx April 10, 2015

Finn's Law 

A term that originated on social media, Finn's Law states that as an online argument about anarchism grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up moving to Somalia. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Finn's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.

"Since you don't like government, why don't you move to Somalia?" --Finn's Law

Finn's Law by Patriot Eke May 11, 2016

Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016