When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
Get the Lame Seagullingmug. 
When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust
by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025
Get the Lame Jimmymug. Something that so-called cool people will call you when they think how you are and/or what your interests are don't measure up to popular opinion or what their personal standards are. They will call you "lame" when in reality, you're just original and you are not afraid to be yourself and pursue a course that makes you who you are.
by Infinite Spit September 16, 2018
Get the Lamemug. When yer ex buddy been on one for the past 2 years and comes back to town and he is sleeping on the floor in some shit shack with his fat fuck bacon grease eating night fisherman friend. And he goes around telling people that he was in the army and did like 4 tours and shot and killed 13 people and I found out what he was doing and busted his ass out. What really happened was he made it thru basic and cried and whined to his girlfriend to come get him cause he was scary little bish. So he took off and got a bus ticket, and a dishonorable discharge, Thus earning him the name ‘The Lame Ranger.’ He is currently sittin in jail, on a 1st degree burglary and also a whole lotta Weiner touching.
by #FlexLuthor November 17, 2021
Get the lame rangermug. by &roni; hollaaa(: April 12, 2009
Get the lame stickmug.