Fun-loving, musical. Directionally challenged. Frequently falls asleep while walking. Hotter than a bag of flaming hot Cheetos on a humid summer day. She is a huge fan of Choco-brizzle, aka Milk chocolate, aka Shantoneé.
by SpLovee September 4, 2016
Get the Bettye Jomug. She is the cutest, funniest girl you will ever meet. If you get an Abbey Jo in your life, you might as well be the luckiest person alive. Never let go of this amazing girl.
by Soccer 6! November 30, 2021
Get the Abbey Jomug. Jo Momma; an incel's figurative mother; a fake name assigned by a troll to the mother of their male victim's (online) persona, (i.e., LARPers; an incel; a simp; a fellow troll; etc.) used for the soul purpose of trolling, bullying and potentially triggering their target.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
'Jo Momma' is usually a name-holder (or name replacement value) used for the, often figurative, paternal female of one's online male nemesis - usually an incel; OR: one who has not revealed enough about himself to get doxxed and expose his, or any of his family's, personal information; and is therefor the subject of attack by online trolls and bullies with preliminary, nuanced trolling and bullying.
Jo Momma has amazingly come out of an extended 10 year coma today, after May-Hu-Gee Wang rear-ended and smashed her Mini to smithereens with his semi monster-hybrid . It's believed that Jo Momma was still inexperienced handling stick at the time, and instead pulling off, had further backed up into May-Hu-Gee Wang's heavy oncoming load. Equipped for deep-drill fracking, the weight and ton of May Wang's disproportionately massive sized rig, ferociously rammed head first into the compact back-boot of Jo Momma's comparatively tiny dinky. May Wang's colossal LXXX-footer plowed into Jo Momma with such intense velocity, that the entire length of her soft interior velour velvet covering, had been reduced to nothing more than a fist-sized pinkish clump of crumpled rag, stuffed into furious flurry all the way up her, likewise emaciated, glovebox compartment. Taking the full-force of May Wang's humongous haul had all but flattened her lovely lady ride into a generous portion of stacked pancakes , smeared with more than a generous, extra-large dolloping of brown syrup. One could say it was a mouthwatering brunch, but only for the jaws of life, who hungrily dug into what was once Jo Momma's comfortable warm Cooper, but had become her trap... banged-up & mangled beyond recognition... yet still glistening with lustrous galore from the wet downpour that had come down in and the , that fateful day Hershey's highway, route 69.
by gruz_the_ugh November 4, 2022
Get the jo mommamug. He's the one you look for your whole life. Your twin flame your mirror your other half. He's your heart soul and everything in between
by Melissajo October 5, 2020
Get the jo rodgersmug. by Alluhakbar suckondesenuts November 6, 2018
Get the Jo MaMamug. 
hamshira Lamar jo aka Latima is nafisahs little sister/daughter. We wear matching niqabs and abayas and we do each others makeup. He is also a part time dog. we love him very much.
by omgheyyyhahahalmfao February 19, 2022
Get the Hamshira Lamar jomug.