Leather Jacket

When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.

So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.

by Kush Truck July 24, 2019

Jacket

In Canada, commonly used for Crack/Coke, and/or other uppers.

Yo, buddy over there has a blowout deal on some Jackets.

by mark_mywurds November 15, 2012

jackzett

A bossy gay ass niggah
Who thinks he owns the town

Man he's jackzetting the whole place

by dirty john August 22, 2015

meat jacket

An article of clothing worn by the runt of a group to flush out coyote (also known as coy dogs) from the backyard.

I bet you a meat jacket run through the woods that isotopes all contain one s orbitals.

by Darrell S. Tuttle June 10, 2005

flak jacket

The act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade

When a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. So he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.

John: dude look at that eye candy over there
Dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
John: Bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
Dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on

by Jhunter666 January 25, 2011

jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases

Ugh stupid jacket boners

by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011

jackletootin

male masturbation followed by a chain of farts

I was watching porn last night and i was accidentally jackletootin!

by m0nst3rzz July 20, 2023