When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
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