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Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.
Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.
by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019
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snow puddle

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?
by Nern May 17, 2018
mugGet the snow puddlemug.

Cuddle Puddle

The pool of sexual juices left after an erotic encounter.
Careful! There's a cuddle puddle over that side of the bed.
by Alpha Pale February 14, 2018
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Cuddle Puddle

The pre-ejaculate that leaks out and coagulates on the sheets during spooning and/or foreplay
Todd left a cuddle puddle in my bed last night and now I have to wash all of my sheets.
by LemmyNicole December 15, 2016
mugGet the Cuddle Puddlemug.

Puddle Gator

A certain type of person who acts like an absolute asshole, commits crimes/felonies, and creates chaos within the community, typically found in Ghettos and poorer communities.

Started as a term used around town to describe these people and is now used by more places in the surrounding area.
Those damn puddle gators stole my truck!
by BigJohnthe3rd July 28, 2025
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Meth Puddle

#MethPuddle can be used to describe or insult someone who is a life time member of glassy.
Oi bro, that girl ya had over last night looked like a fuckin half burnt meth puddle.
by heyheytaytay69 April 22, 2022
mugGet the Meth Puddlemug.

pee puddle

...........Something you don't wanna find under your sheets when you wake up.........
Woman: *yawn*
Woman: *looks at sheets*
Woman: God damn it! I shouldn't of held it!
Woman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Neighbor: SToP C^nT I'm TryNa Sleep!
Woman: ok geez-
Woman: Ew the pee puddle stinks! I should of went to the bathroom.... but it was 3am when the ghost comes around!
by BubblyBussingStarbursts September 25, 2021
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