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The feelings card

A dialectic counterattack, primarily used by females when arguing with their male counterparts, in which some or all statements previously made in the conversation are retroactively labeled "feelings". This Jiu-Jitsu inspired verbal maneuver thus renders all valid points and rebuttals made by the victim moot, nay less than moot, in fact all those rebuttals have now been turned into an unprompted offensive attack. And in argument, it is the attacker who "loses" the match.
Mark: So my girl told me that I was asshole because I forgot our first anniversary yesterday. I pulled out the concert ticket from our first date which proved our anniversary is next week and said she was being rude. Then she pulled the feelings card on me, she said that regardless of when our anniversary really is, she still felt forgotten and felt like i was an asshole, and now i was a double asshole for calling her rude and stomping on her when she was already hurt. FML!
by mckwistonator July 20, 2012
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feel the pinch

something you tell your sex partner when u squeeze her tits.
person 1: do u feel the pinch?
person 2: fuck yeah!
by nobody else here May 28, 2017
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Amalgam feeling

The Amalgam feeling is a feeling you get in your stomach that makes you feel a bit sick, this feeling commonly occurs when you are roleplaying, and are very invested in that roleplay.
Oh Kitty i have the amalgam feeling again
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feeling hugged

to describe a huge amount of affection displayed from someone else.
And the guy said to the girl he likes 'it's nice when you're feeling hugged'.
by kazzabear February 20, 2022
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tropical feeling

The feeling you get when you think of a tropical place or going to the tropics
Wow morgan when I think of going to Florida I get a tropical feeling
by Savanah cooks February 13, 2014
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feel the weight of

To be under pressure to perform or meet a certain expectation
The young woman began to feel the weight of motherhood after her child was born.
by Ebendiah May 3, 2017
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Penis Feelings

The phrase others may possibly hear when you say “he in his feelings” fast and/or with slurred speech. In that awkward moment, those who are present may turn to each other and question one or more of the following:

1. “What are Penis Feelings”?

2. “Did he/she just say Penis Feelings?”
3. “Is it possible that we were on the topic of penis and I just missed the conversation switch entirely?”
1. Salina: “Hey, google! Play Penis Feelings by Ruby Rose.”
Google Home: “Playing He in His Feelings by Ruby Rose.”

2. Friend 1: “Did she just say Penis Feelings?”
Friend 2: “Huh?! No! Hahaha! That’s so random! How did you even hear that?”
Friend 1: “I dunno. That’s what it sounded like”.

Friend 2: “Get your hearing checked. No one said anything about penis. Hahaha!”
by sexiano_crew September 26, 2020
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