These are the gray hairs that live above your sideburns, usually the first gray hairs to appear on a man that is destined to grow into Male Pattern Baldness. Temple grays frame the face, and in the early years can be described as distinguished, or senatorial. Temple grays are an indicator that worse is yet to come, and commonly precede the formation of the skullet, and flesh yarmulke, or cul-de-sac.
Younger Student One: Mmmm...my prof Roger looks so handsome with those temple grays, I think I want to mount him.
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
Younger Student Two: Better do it quick - before he grows one of those skullets!
by boltonoutlaw January 8, 2009
Get the temple graysmug. Man who is always over shadowed by women or always the casual pick, but never boyfriend material.
(The middle man between boyfriends)
(The middle man between boyfriends)
Mike: Yeah Kaeleigh said she wants to keep things casual.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.
Jack: That's three in a row.
Mike: I'm just a gray man for women.
by JustHooded February 27, 2020
Get the Gray Manmug. The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.
me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls*
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE
by conehead123456789 February 3, 2025
Get the Conan Lee Gray’s Hairmug. They hate boys with too much hair gel and love boys fluffy hair (black) and super attractive and kind
by PERSONIFIED.HELL. May 5, 2022
Get the Graymug. The scariest nigga alive. The homie who drink alllllll da Red Bull and kills all da dumb little bitches.
by John Machtolff March 30, 2020
Get the Donny Graymug. The coolest man on the planet with a huge penis, friends often look up to him and are jelous of his skill of attracting women 20+years.
by Dgf221 March 2, 2020
Get the dean graymug. 