Tylar’s Girlfriend

Dummy thicc

-“Have you seen Tylar’s girlfriend?”
-“No, why?”
-“Because she is low key thicc.”

by Ras Barry April 14, 2019

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014

girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.

(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.

by greybird February 16, 2013

Ryan’s girlfriend

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.

“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”

by Stoprnyouidiots March 27, 2022

Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.

"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."

by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017

girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.

"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"

by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013