1.4 friendship

A dynamic between two people where one person has invested 98.6% of the interest and the other only puts in 1.4%
This is based on the nominal body temperature in Fahrenheit and implies that one person gives all of themselves to the relationship and the other just rouds it up to 100%

Kim puts so little back into this, Brian is practically killing himself to make her happy and she barely shows up for a free meal. It's definitely a 1.4 friendship, he should find someone that cares.

by poprocksA November 3, 2021

Friendship

Something that a C2 uses to get granola bars. In other words, friendship is a hoax, created by all the C2s in the world.

C2: I have accepted your request for my friendship.

Person 1: cool.

C2: So... Where are the granola bars?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021

Friendship hibernation

FRIENDSHIP HIBERNATION is when you avoid being with friends for a long period of time especially when you want to find peace for yourself or explore things on your own

Im in a friendship hibernation right now.

by The_Blankk November 4, 2022

friendship

friendships are fucking dumb.

it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone

x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck

by emisokay August 31, 2020

True friendship

When someone runs back into the storm to revive you whilst playing fortnite

*mum walks in while I’m playing my game and sees me helping my friend*

Her- “now that’s true friendship”

by Kaity3013 April 13, 2020

Japan/China friendship forever

Japan and China teaming up to fight tariffs?

Hym "Well... You know whose side I'm on. Japan is my favorite and is the only country I will not nuke. But I still want to know how China made that 'Artificial Sun.' I was musing on that earlier. How large of an apparatus you would need to compress hydrogen hard enough to make a small one... But I'll allow it! Japan/China friendship forever! And you know what they say 'You can't spell Japan/China friendship forever without Pan in a fried pee.' You know, I actually had to sushi the other day. It slammed."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2025

this special friendship

The most adorable and heartwarming film in creation that soars above and beyond all others, especially those made during modern times. The movie is set in France and is progressive ahead of its time as it features a beautifully angelic and adorable school boy who attends an all boys school falls in love with one of the upper class men. Watch with subtitles if you don't already know the French language or bewhere missing the best part of the movie.

Person 1: Wanna go see a movie at the mall?

Me: nah I'm good. I'm all for staying home and watching This Special Friendship on my phone

Person 1: Tf is that, you loner?

Me: *sigh* not gunna bother to explain.

by Lenny_doesnt_care! June 17, 2018