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April Fool's Day

Noun: A day when one's deepest desire comes *true*. (and fools all their friends on facebook!)
1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.

2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"
by gadgetfish May 1, 2010
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Fools Gold

When a woman fakes an orgasm so she can just get the sex over with already
" I was tired after the show, and he wanted sex, so I just have him fools gold so I could get some sleep."
by wendy14618 March 24, 2016
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High Functioning Fool

Someone who possesses intelligence or creativity and uses those abilities to come up with clever or inventive methods for engaging in foolish things
Although she was hailed as a genius in her field, the renowned scientist's eccentric experiments often showcased her identity as a high functioning fool.

A: "Have you heard about Professor Thompson's latest project?"
B: "Oh, you mean the one where she attempted to create a perpetual motion machine using rubber ducks and bubblegum?"
A: "Exactly! It's mind-boggling how someone so accomplished can come up with such bizarre and impractical ideas."

B: "Well, she's definitely a high functioning fool. It's like she puts all her intelligence into finding unique ways to do foolish things."
A: "True, but you can't deny her ability to think outside the box. It's just a shame that her brilliance is often overshadowed by her unconventional choices."
by Man_Of_Medan June 13, 2023
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the fool's golden rule

If it was done to me, I can do it do you.
That dipshit JARemeee thinks its okay to be a dick, because somebody taught him the fool's golden rule. What a pleb.
by anonymous December 28, 2020
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hat-less fool

A person who is not wearing a hat and is therefore a fool.
If someone went missing, they should put a hat on their missing poster. I prefer fashionable people to hat-less fools.
by anti_hat-less_fools January 28, 2022
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damn straight fool

When one apologises to another, typically one of African-American origin, and promises to either 1. change what they did, or 2. not do what they did again, the second person would use this phrase to make sure the first understands that he doesn't have power.
"I'm sorry sir, I won't shag your wife again."
"Damn straight fool!"
by Riyontakesnoshit May 11, 2016
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April Fool’s Day

A day when you can tell your crush you like them… and when they reject you, tell them “it’s a joke! April Fool’s” haha *dies*
hey! I gotta tell you something…
oh? What’s up?
I like you.
Oh… sorry… I don’t feel the sa-
It’s April Fool’s Day! It’s a joke! *dies inside*
by numberonecharlielover March 31, 2022
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