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Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012
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Black Kettle Disorder

Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 15, 2020
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Hull Schizoaffective Disorder

The disease people have who think hull is alright can be confused with Stockholm syndrome; If challenged on these firm beliefs you will find yourself being beaten by the delusional person, throw 50p their way and run.
by Octavian Hullford February 22, 2022
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010
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Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.
Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"
by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014
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Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
by mellamoluke July 23, 2016
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