dinghouser

a nick name for a penis

Hey put your dinghouser away

by haha haha haha September 2, 2009

Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

Dingle Punnet

When a persons dingle berry count exceeds an immediately countable number it is a Dingle Punnet or a Punnet of Dingle Berrys.

Guy 1: I haven't wiped my arse in so long i probably have multiple Dingle Berrys
Guy 2: you've probably got a whole dingle punnet by now.

by DinglePicker April 29, 2015

Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.

I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.

by FaekNome June 17, 2015

dingbox

a microwave oven. Called a "ding box" because it goes DING when it has finished warming up your left over Indian

"hey mate this chiko roll is still frozen in the middle"
"oh fuck sorry mate ill just bung it in the dingbox for you"

by threehole July 6, 2016

dinglebanana

A turd that has gone past the size of a berry and is approaching or has approached the size of a full turd.

If by "third leg" you mean the dinglebanana hanging out from his butthole.

by Dinglebanana September 6, 2016

Dingleberry mcgee

Also means an utter moron

you dumbass you're a dingleberry mcgee

by Terrorinmyveins February 11, 2017