Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019

Dildo Merchant

1.) A person who sells Dildos or other sex toys for a living.

2.) An insult used by kids with special needs.

'Dude shut up your dad's a dildo merchant'

by Cow1337Killr March 21, 2010

Dildo Braggins

Another moniker for Trump.

I coined "Trumplethinskin" but someone beat me to it at Urban Dictionary; therefore I'm defining Dildo Braggins and give full credit to the genius who came up with it!

by jbcoops July 2, 2022

dildo shot

A dildo shot is a photo taken with a selfie stick.

Did you see Jessica's photo on facebook? she took her own dildo shot with her new selfie stick

by suitcase June 17, 2015

gay dildo

when a nigga get swity for a cock B

this nibba we using a gay dildo

by this nigga keagle June 3, 2017

Orange Dildo

The Orange Dildo is when you finish eating a family sized bag of Cheetos and then proceed to jerk off and suck off your ginger friend, whilst having Cheeto dust all over your hands and mouth.

Yesterday I gave Sam an Orange Dildo.

by Sussybois February 1, 2022

Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010