ear dicked

when someone is sleeping, you put ur shag stick in their ear. Kinda gay but really really funny to watch.

Yo Nick just ear dicked Ben, that little fag probobly enjoyed it too!

by sean frum bk July 20, 2008

Dicfer

Same as a "Spincter Says What" lead.

Hey "Dicfer", Tom said
Whats a "Dicfer"? asked Joel.
I you don't know....

by Red Dragon October 10, 2003

Dicked Over

Verb; when your "posse", "friends", "niggas", etc. play a joke or make you miserable.

Fuck! Susan and Frank went to the basketball game without me...I've been dicked over. Oh well i can always play with Susans unwashed undies with fresh coochie stains!

by pyan August 3, 2003

dictective

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."

Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.

by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009

Civil Dicter

To find peace in a subject.

I was arguing with a co-worker and when I was told to go home. I looked at my boss and told him to stop being a Civil Dicter.

SUCK MY DICTER!

by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008

Dicewaring

1) The battle between opposing factions of dice empires. Often results in total world domination.

2) Responding to the order of a computer apps teacher to get off the internet by telling him where to shove it.

1) Hot chick: "hey hows it going"
You: "Shut up bitch im dicewaring here!"

2) Mr. T(non black one): "Turn off all internet and games and open up Excel"

You: "Fuck you Mr. T"

by hurkadurkadurka1 March 19, 2008

Dicked the shit

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.

I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.

by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009