mayonnaise demon

Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.
by catseatingdicks March 01, 2016
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Demon Cat

Better known as "D.C.", a red-eyed phantom black cat that haunts the United States Congress. Said to be normal sized at first glance, D.C. swells to tiger-like size to frighten people.
There have been numerous sightings of D.C. or Demon Cat since the early 1900s.
by joiless April 02, 2010
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Semen Demon

A "Semen Demon" is a female who seeks for mens semen in order to have kids or just for the fun of it.
M y ex-girlfriend broke into my house, drugged me and when I was passed out she jerked me off and when I nutted she kept my semen in a jar I guess you can say she's a real "semen demon".
by Jr the jackass October 29, 2022
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Demon seed

A large turd, usually promted by constipation, that is too large for your butthole. Most occurrences involve extreme pain and a turtle head poking out halfway while you realize your in trouble and care needs to be taken.
Bro, I just had the worst demon seed ever, my ass hole hurts.
by Jaymm February 03, 2018
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Demonic dave

When your demonic and your names dave
Doing cosplay
Friend 1: who should I dress as?
Friend 2: demonic dave
by Demonic dave April 24, 2022
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European Demon

A type of CS:GO player. They can be observed various maps such as Nuke, Mirage, Inferno, etc. They are usually found crouched in a corner with a shotgun or an smg. A European Demon speaks broken english, if they're on your team they also have a shitty microphone. Usually the European Demon is of low skill, but somehow they always kill you. A European Demon is usually a European / foreign person playing on NA servers somehow.
There was a European Demon sitting behind the door in squeaky on Nuke.
*gets jumping noscoped by European Demon*

"Fuck this European Demon"
by mookjonk April 07, 2023
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