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mayonnaise demon

Person one: Carl is so horrible!
Person two: Yeah. He's a mayonnaise demon.
by catseatingdicks August 18, 2016
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Demon Cat

Better known as "D.C.", a red-eyed phantom black cat that haunts the United States Congress. Said to be normal sized at first glance, D.C. swells to tiger-like size to frighten people.
There have been numerous sightings of D.C. or Demon Cat since the early 1900s.
by joiless April 1, 2010
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Semen Demon

A "Semen Demon" is a female who seeks for mens semen in order to have kids or just for the fun of it.
M y ex-girlfriend broke into my house, drugged me and when I was passed out she jerked me off and when I nutted she kept my semen in a jar I guess you can say she's a real "semen demon".
by Jr the jackass October 29, 2022
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Demon seed

A large turd, usually promted by constipation, that is too large for your butthole. Most occurrences involve extreme pain and a turtle head poking out halfway while you realize your in trouble and care needs to be taken.
Bro, I just had the worst demon seed ever, my ass hole hurts.
by Jaymm February 4, 2018
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Cart Demon

A demonic entity that possesses unattended carts to target Tesla vehicles and cause dents. Commonly featured on Wham Baam Teslacam.
I came back to my Tesla Model Y and I seen a massive dent on the rear quarter panel. When I reviewed the Teslacam footage, I seen that the cart demon had targeted a cart in a nearby corral and made it target my Tesla Model Y
by Hurricane Dorian June 19, 2022
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demon grin

When one licks out a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period
Her: wait I'm on my period
Him: doesn't matter *does it at the risk of swallowing blood clots AKA demon grin
by Aicjmhens December 5, 2017
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