Sexy crackhead

Have you ever seen a woman who is weirdly sexy, in a like an almost homeless way? Yea. That's a sexy crackhead. My favorite.

"She's so sexy in a scary, trashy way"
"That's what we call a sexy crackhead."

by Canal Mouse April 18, 2025

CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.

That's a damn crackhead theory!

by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024

Crackhead-sapien

THEY'RE NOT HUMAN

Crackhead sapiens are not homo sapiens but are absolute crackheads from the dawn of man to the crack of dawn.

Crackhead-sapien: Have you seen john lately he is an absolute crackhead-sapien he bought a q this morning and its already gone!

by king Julien 123 July 1, 2021

Crackhead

a person who abuses drugs

Melissa is now a crackhead

by BustedCusted July 9, 2021

Crackhead

when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag

(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)

situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD

Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!

situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD

Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)

by Sharry winkeler January 23, 2026