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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
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Sexy crackhead

Have you ever seen a woman who is weirdly sexy, in a like an almost homeless way? Yea. That's a sexy crackhead. My favorite.
"She's so sexy in a scary, trashy way"
"That's what we call a sexy crackhead."
by Canal Mouse April 18, 2025
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CRACKHEAD THEORY

An absurd theory that makes no sense, that actually has some proof behind it.
by Alien Shroom March 28, 2024
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Crackhead central

Sarnia Ontario, definitely stay away from this city, that is known as “crackhead central” an “chemical valley.” Lived here my whole life and I hate the place it’s honestly disgusting in so many ways and just a shitty place to live.
by BbyAnonymous June 14, 2022
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Crackhead

when someone is a "crackhead" it usually means "cray cray"/"crazyyyyyyy" but with a different name tag

(and if u still don't know what it is, its when someone acts childish as in "me hungy for waffles >:)"/30yo millennial on Facebook type energy, and a bit of an airhead)
situation 1
Brittany: OMG my friend Bethany is S U C H a crackhead XDDDDDD

Bethany: I'm a goblin now >:) *walks like a goblin would on the sofa, and throw the pizza box out their apartment window making some guy crash his car bc she threw the fresh pizza w/ the pizza box on the man's windshield* oopsies!

situation 2
Courtknee: OMG BEATHANY STOP ACTING LIK A CRAKHEAD OH MY GUAHD

Bethany: hehehe >:)))))) *throws the pillow at Courtney which ends up cussing a domino effect that ends up breaking her mom's 1,000,690 vase on the kitchen counter* oopsies tee hee :)
by Sharry winkeler January 23, 2026
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