Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

Extraphysical Computing

Extraphysical computing is the using of extraphysical mechanics properties to peform computation, Computers that perform extraphysical computations are known as extraphysical computers. Extraphysical computers are believed to be able to solve computational problems, simulate porperties of extraphysical mechanics and discover new properties of extraphysical mechanics. The study of extraphysical computing is a subfield of extraphysical information science.

Extraphysical computing, if developed, might provoke revolutionary and insane changes inside computing and technology, but still, classical computers and quantum computers would still be used, since the main proposes of extraphysical computing is the study of properties of extraphysical mechanics and enable the development of extraphysical technologies that could help humankind in several issues and even discover other worlds and dimensions.

by Full Monteirism December 17, 2020

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

Gaming computer

Take your average off the Shelf shity computer and give it steroids and you have a gaming PC

Gaming computer in a word are computers that fill in the gap between a average workstation and an IBM supercomputer man has technology advanced over the years gaming PCs are usually preferred to be in very flashy cases with tempered glass and enough shades of red green and blue to light up a room but this is optional but if you're building one and don't have at least Lighting in it your scrub if you want a good example see you GIF down below

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 19, 2019

Internet Computer

Crypto currency. The next “big thing” after bitcoin and ethereum. Half of ethereums scaling solutions come internet computer and they have the most cryptographers on the planet. Will probably beat bitcoin or has done already. Current price $5

Stranger: Ha look at that idiot buying internet computer that crashed from $700 to $5!
Smart person: I am accumulating Internet Computer as I know it’s the most advanced crypto project on the planet. I am going to be so fucking rich when this takes off, men will be seething in jealousy when they find out I bought internet computer early and women will be begging me for sex. Have fun trying to buy one internet computer whilst I have a few thousand, I will be partying with the ladies and sipping champagne on my cruise liner as we head to our private island. It’s good to be smart.

by kenneth flatley July 6, 2022

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019