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Christian

by joker4 September 13, 2020
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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis
Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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Christian

A human being who believes in the Trinity: The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. They are just like any other person on this planet, except they know that TRUTH and the good news. They believe in the Bible. and they believe in Him.
Atheist: Oh my god! That stupid christian thinks that there is such thing as a "GOD" and they are all such jerks, and bitches.
Christian: Hi Jim how are you doing?........ Hi Tina, how are you today?........ Hola Juan y Juanita!......... Oh let me help you with that Margot!
Popular kid to his/ her friend: Did you see that christian kid?
Popular kid's friend: Yeah she is soooo nice!
Popular kid: I know right!
Christian: Hi Betsy, Carla, Raquel, Ashlyn, Jake, Jacob, and Becca!
all those kids: hey!!?
Atheist: man they're actually really nice! Hey kid! Do you believe in God?
Christian: Yeah, why? I also believe in the Trinity, and that God's Word it true and pure. And that everything in the Bible actually happened
Atheist: coooool.....
by it's me you're me October 19, 2017
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Christian

A real dickswazler.
"What's related to the name Christian?"
"Oh, easy: Dickswazler."
by CRES21123 May 8, 2019
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Christian

Hot as fuck. His dick is big and every girl want to have sex with him. He smart and will knock the shit out of you. Last but not least he is the best sport player you’ll ever meet.
Omg, I am dating Christian and we had sex.

Isn’t Christian hot and a great football player
by Hot as helll November 23, 2017
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Christian

Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !
Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard
by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019
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Christian

My lil qt...someone you will love until the day you die.
Christian : Hi
Me : Hai qt
by Kyahs March 28, 2020
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