Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug. Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you
for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug. little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug. A Chris is a creep with rainbow teeth he always looks at girls' mostly the girls that are in a relationship but he is a funny and a good friend
You Chris stop looking at my ass your so funny
by Winebich69 March 22, 2017
Get the Chrismug. A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
by 8=Dick69user March 22, 2020
Get the Chrismug.