monkey blood

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.
by AllieB January 04, 2008
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blood cunt

slang for a women who is on her period.
woman : "why the fuck haven't you done the washing up you bastard...all men are bastards and are useless and the sooner we can impregnate our selfs then men will be wiped out...blah blah blah.."

man : "Shut the fuck up, don't take it out on me just because you are a blood cunt... and i want my fucking dinner NOW bitch."
by tom best August 25, 2008
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BLOODS AND CRIPS

Two extremely ignorant gangs that its no
wonder theres so much black on black crime today. These gangs are really something that kids shouldnt idolize.
These gangs formed outta Compton Califoria (and in some other Cali areas I think) and have been rivals since the
80's or some shit (I'm not sure how long) Bloods wear red and crips of course blue.
Tyrone: Hey man, I'm going to grab some beer at the store.

Jake: Wait are you goin 2 Bentleys beer shop?

Tyrone: yeah why?

Jake:Then put on some fuckin red!!!!!!!!
There be a lotta crips!!!
by x9 March 06, 2005
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blood dick

A man who has intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.
Aww, man. You fucked Jenny while she was on the rag? You're such a blood dick.
by Ibby72 January 16, 2011
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Blood Porn

Gratuitously gory and violent images provided to the American public by the media in order to satisfy a seemingly insatiable desire and pseudo-sexual need for such imagery. The public seems to "get off" on these images/scenes, especially if the images include celebrities or pariahs who attract fascination or hatred.
Jimmy: They want Obama to release photos of dead Osama.
Craigar: Why?
Jimmy: They want proof that they really killed him.
Craigar: That's not it. If they didn't kill him, he'd be on Al Jazeera taunting and mocking us right now. People want revenge for 9/11 so bad that they need blood porn too - they'll so get off on that picture. No one will need to get laid for weeks after seeing that.
by Jobin Shabe May 06, 2011
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blood bullet

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!
by jamfsob August 13, 2003
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Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
by Backseat Lover March 04, 2009
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