Jared

little bitch ass cunt mother fucker who didnt graduate from grade school and who will always be living with his parents

Bro he just said the same thing for 3 minutes. He is such a Jared.

by doctor smarty pants July 12, 2022

Jared

Jared is the sexiest hottest boy alive I want him to stick it in me and cream like he never has before with his fat sticky cock called the chunky slab of meat he produces gallons of cum daddy “moans cutely 😽”

Jared my fat dicked daddy cream on me.

by Harrison Ryalls April 9, 2023

Jared McKenny

An Amazing, kind, funny, loving person who will either love you or hate you, he has murdered six people ;) (jokes) love you lots Jared xx

Jared Mckenny is amazing.

by You’llneverknow April 23, 2023

Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022

Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.

El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022

jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need

love ya jared ball

by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019

Jared

He is the soulmate to Jasmin and only Jasmin and if you’re not Jasmin then he’s gonna spray you with pepper spray and report you for harassment because he only loves Jasmin and if he cheats on Jasmin he lost such an important person and that’s his loss. He’s so fine and Jasmin and God love him so much.

Wow, Jared and Jasmin are such a good couple oh my gatitos!

by ChickFilaALover November 21, 2023