Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk
by Asswipe420 September 06, 2023
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Jarred

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders
by pdrizL May 16, 2023
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Jarred

an asian boy ur likely to be friends with but sometimes a lil awkward. He’s most likely in a band and plays the flute .
Jarred ur short
I M NOT S HO R T 😤
by bigboienergy September 12, 2018
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Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up
ayo that that nigga named jarred
by madszerox December 14, 2021
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Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.
"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"
by dgh938peg June 14, 2016
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Bean Jar

Alternate name for the female gentalia.
''Dude, I totally put my Pork Sword in her Bean Jar...''
by PeeBen December 29, 2011
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jar pause

Waiting to drop money into a tip jar until the person/people you are tipping are looking on, thus ensuring they witness your act of generosity. Not to be confused with "jar paws".

"The cashier had her back turned when I took out my tip money, so I totally jar paused."
by caseyLA February 08, 2007
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