sponge

absorbs liquid like a towel

John: I need something to absorb this liquid

Emmy: Here's a sponge, yummy😋

by yum.yum.yum.yummy January 2, 2021

Spong

a certain dumb ginger bitch

see that ginger hoe there she’s a “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

Sponge hand

When you give someone a handjob after being in water for too long and your fingers are all spongy and junk <3

Sponge hands are good exercises to show those you love that you care.

by Spongehand McGee September 5, 2014

Fuck Sponge

Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.

That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!

by Congressmen February 9, 2021

Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality

"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"

by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018

Sponge

V. Having a night out with friends yet Haley Forsyth is not included during your night.

Dude, let's have a sponge weekend.

We total should sponge tonight.

by InclineVillage May 4, 2009

Busted Like A Sponge

Phrase used by one as an explanation or response to a negative(usually) statement.

1)
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John getting arrested?
Person 2: Yeah, he got busted like a sponge!

2)
Person 1: What did you think of that test, dawg?
Person 2: Aw, man, it was busted like a sponge, you know what I'm saying?

by TheFlameX March 25, 2010