The Wisconsin Suprise

To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina

Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you

by A huge fucking idiot April 28, 2024

Wisconsin quesadilla

A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.

I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.

by tcrabboy April 04, 2021

Wisconsin Low-Five

When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.

Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!

by Liquardius Bartholomew Abrahm October 30, 2020

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 02, 2023

Wisconsin Double Stuffed

Big fat hairy cheesy pussy Midwestern women. Also known as Snow Cows in certain regions.

Bro 1. Liz gained 70 lbs from COVID lockdown.

Bro 2. Yeah, and I heard she hasn’t shaved her pussy or cleaned the cheese out in months!!!!!

Bro 1. Yepper. She’s a Wisconsin Double Stuffed.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

Wisconsin Cheesesteak

When one person pours liquid cheese over someone’s ass and then eats it out.

I say Joey buying cheese dip at the store yesterday. He’s definitely prepping for a Wisconsin Cheesesteak.

by Shovelbum October 18, 2022

Wisconsin Piledriver

A sex maneuver in which the partners perform a 69 in vertical stance (similar to the piledriver wrestling move) while sitting on top of a cow

"It was tough, but we found a farmer to lend us their cow for a Wisconsin piledriver!"

by NebbyNeberson February 02, 2023