Wisconsin

It doesn't exist

person 1: yo do you wanna go to Wisconsin with me
person 2: what's Wisconsin

by pussy_ fairy June 23, 2020

Wisconsin Butt Plug

When you eat too much cheese and get constipated

"Dude, eating at that fondue place really gave me a Wisconsin Butt Plug."

by MDooles11 January 19, 2023

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 2, 2023

Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater"

The act of pleasuring a man's genitals orally with the addition of firm, but gentle, usage of one's teeth.

TOEKNEE: "Damn grrrrrr - ole, thought you was bout to chomp off my D, but dat shiii was greeeaaaaaaat!!!"

KLASSIE: "I think you mean GRATE, baby."

TOEKNEE: "Da fek you talkin bout WUH - MAYNE? Das what I said. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaattttttt."

KLASSIE: "I gave you a Wisconsin "Cheese - Grater" my love!"

TOEKNEE: "Get the F out of my office, Mom."

by Flooperzz August 24, 2025

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from Harris Teeter. We’re gonna Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

Wisconsin blackout

A popular drink found only in bars local to Wisconsin, Delaware, Detroit, Bangladesh, and Cincinnati. The the drink has elusive ingredients though it's effects are well documented. Most common effects are hallucinations and a lack of object permanence. Of course the name is derived from it's place of creation and it's usual tendency to cause people to blackout soon after consumption.

Person A: Dude I was in Bangladesh a few months ago. Have you ever heard of or tried a Wisconsin blackout?

Person B: A Wisconsin what?

Person A: Bro that shit had me fucked up. I think I pierced my own kneecap but I really can't remember.

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun

When a male ejaculates on to the partners anus immediately prior to the partner expelling gas. When gas is expelled, the semen bubbles up like shot from a bubble gun.

I thought that maybe instead of wasting it on her face, we would take a trip with the North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun.

by Wiscokid67 October 5, 2017