When someone turns dnd on and ignores you for weeks, and cries when you turn it on for a day. Because they are responsible with it.
Lukas: *Ignores you for 5 days"
Nigga: why are you not answering?
Lukas: *spam calls for 2 hours*
Nigga: turns on dnd
Lukas: turn off dnd you fucking retard.
Nigga: you do the same thing you coon
Lukas: I'm a responsible do not disturb user.
Nigga: why are you not answering?
Lukas: *spam calls for 2 hours*
Nigga: turns on dnd
Lukas: turn off dnd you fucking retard.
Nigga: you do the same thing you coon
Lukas: I'm a responsible do not disturb user.
by gog111 November 23, 2025
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Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users: The people you wouldn't want around your kids.
The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
The Ao3 user stands leering outside of the school district whilst touching themselves to the children, but they can't stand for too long or their joints will give up under their crushing weight. When the Ao3 user eventually gets arrested for possessing child porn in their hard drive, the police officer must use multiple hand-cuffs cuffed together like a chain because 1 won't fit around the Ao3 user's obese frame.
by Valk88 December 2, 2025
Get the Archive Of Our Own (Ao3) Users mug.You can’t even turn a door knob let alone a volume knob on a sound board. I’m headed to hide under the love seat with my ear muffs on as the shelf’s start feeling up from all the heavy heads that just feel out of the wall. At least you got your crown homie and at least you look ravishing in that tuxedo with your skinny girlfriend and all her flirtatious signals she gives off.
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Voloco Users are Bologna Folded Sandwhiches and when you hear a loud BANG you get jealous automatically. Then you notice it’s just a hammer from the construction company who actually puts music together correctly, so you hear the music through all different types of speakers correctly…even when you don’t even hear a thing you still hear the music, and the baze goes bang, bang, bang. then you realize you’re fucked. Ultimately forced to fold regardless of the bread in your hand. Did you use AI writing to you little ugly pirate?
by Keith’s Adventure Series December 6, 2025
Get the Voloco Users mug.In the dreadful jungle of Urban dictionary, a rare breed can be found. Today on National geographic, we will take a look at the Urban dictionary users. This is their natural, and only, habitat, where they can be found writing articles happily. They have a weird view on the world, seeing everything as a sexual reference. Only two breeds can be found: The dominant 'Pervertus teenagus' and the minority 'Normalus personus' moving on to their reproduction, the males try to attract the females using unheard-of words in their sentences like "I wanna put my pocket rocket into your cake until i release my tea flavours" but this type of attraction is only used by the Pervertus teenagus. Thanks for watching.
by icantthinkofaname117 December 17, 2025
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