you buy a pair of regular every day ordinary pants not knowing that they'll leave you at unfortunate times, like when you're talking to a girl you want to ask out... hence making her think that all you want is to stick it in her.
Guy: "Hey, how's it goin?"
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
Girl: "Uhm, pretty good, how abou-"
Traveling Pants: "That's it, I'm outa here."
-Traveling Pants travel away-
Guy: "Oh shit!"
Girl: "Oh. So you just want some action huh? I hate that!"
-Girl walks away-
-Guy just stands there not knowing what the fuck just happened-
by AmandaLICIOUS37 June 16, 2008
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If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
If you insult it enough, it stops talking. Problem solved.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:28 AM)
ASL
Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
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Travel Bud says: (1:09:29 AM)
33... Female... Las Vegas, NV.
The Eccentric says: (1:09:39 AM)
You live in Las Vegas?
Travel Bud says: (1:09:39 AM)No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA!
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The act of drinking so much that blackout is enevitable. This act usually is the result of a overly stressful week of classes or work. It is usually done on a Friday night.
Man, this was a shitty week... I had four exams, my gf broke up with me, and work was a bitch! I'm definately time-travelin' tonight!
by kezy12 February 16, 2008
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