deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend

did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures

by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011

Steering Wheel

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.

Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.

by PYSHINATOR January 4, 2020

Spinning wheel

The thing you see when something is loading which no one seems to know the name of.

Student: Teacher! I need help, the spinning wheel won't load!
Teacher: You know that has a name right?
Student: What is it then?
Teacher: uhh-ummh, I don't know.

by Take a lesson from me November 8, 2021

wheel jacking

The act of jerking off while driving; masturbation behind the wheel.

"Man, that girl was so hot, she had me wheel jacking the whole drive home!"

by Che butter April 29, 2014

chubby wheel

When u have four guys back to back. You have a girl blind folded. Then the guys spin around kinda like musical chairs at this point. Who every is the one that stops in from of the girl get a blow job.

Man I hope I win chubby wheel next time.

by Paco11998855 February 24, 2018

new wheels

when you get a new skates fresh out of the box

“man your new wheels look sick”

by fresh out the box September 3, 2018

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011