The People's Princess 

The only living woman who embodies all the effortless beauty and grace of Princess Diana. Everyone she meets falls under her spell. Scientists have proven that you only need to be within 250 metres of her to experience the life-changing warm glow in your soul that she emits. The only known down-side of her perfect presence is the inevitable feeling that you’re a slightly worse person in comparison to her.

Wow, who’s that spicy chick over there? I feel like my life just changed.

It did. That’s Aunty Curry, The People's Princess

Oh. Why do I feel chilly all of a sudden?

It’s cold in her shadow, bro.

The People's Princess by emanlaeresu January 6, 2023

what's the ish 

a shortened version of "what is the issue."

*hostile voice* "You fucking douche I can't believe you!!!"
"Yo what's the ish?"
"You fucked my sister!! That's the ish!!"
"Oh... right."

what's the ish by meowmeowmeowmeowteapots December 19, 2011

That’s the guy! 

Phrase excitedly spoken by Hollywood movie producers after viewing a sexy selfie of a Utah-based businessman with absolutely no acting experience whatsoever and giving him two major movie roles without so much as an audition.

“Whoa! THAT’S THE GUY!”

That’s the guy! by HopRabbit October 26, 2018

That’s the books 

That’s cool

I love that wallpaper, that’s the books.

That’s the books by Anglea1221 March 15, 2019

The glint in the milkman’s eye 

A UK phrase for a child who has not been conceived yet

‘From popular British tv show Blackader from the 90s’

Blackadder: Pitt the toddler?,

Pitt the embryo?,

Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

The glint in the milkman’s eye by Cavman January 7, 2020

What's the meaning of life 

42.

The reason why is that advanced alien beings create a supercomputer, called Deep Thought, to figure out the answer to the so-called Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. After calculating for 7.5-million years, Deep Thought determined the answer was the number 42.

Me: What's the meaning of life?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: 42
Me: Why?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Yes.

What's the meaning of life by Doge man DEFINES April 3, 2022

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

Touch the owl's head by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016