My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024
Get the My Name is Craig Tuckermug. "master tucker" is a phrase that can be used to describe an action a transexual person uses to feel more body positive.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.
Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
A "master tucker" is a phrase coined to describe a person who is of a higher skill (a master) at tucking.
Tucking flattens the space between the legs, creating a shape that some people find more comfortable or aesthetically pleasing. Tucking is for anyone who wants to do it, no matter their gender or presentation.
"I heard Isaac is a transgender. she goes by she/her now"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
"oh, I didn't know. She must be a master tucker"
by moslyfan1488 November 29, 2024
Get the master tuckermug. 
Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022
Get the Tucker's Bowtiemug. Extremely ginormous dong. Usually an athletic person with blue eyes. Tucker is very compassionate and a great lover in bed, the ladies can’t resist
by Randingo1234 December 17, 2017
Get the Tuckermug. Tucker has everything you could want in someone. Hes handsome, very athletic, shy, but if your close to him he's super nice and outgoing. He also is a little bit of a player, but when he falls for a girl, he falls HARD. Very amazing friend, always eager to hang out, and do daring, but fun stuff. Great lover and friend, dont let him go, you will regret it.
by jnek fkjgnbem January 24, 2022
Get the Tuckermug.