Fork found in kitchen

Phrase originating from Tumblr. Used sarcastically when someone points out behavior that is incredibly typical of the subject of conversation.

"Did you hear that the child-eating vampire down the street just drank little Timmy's blood?" "Fork found in kitchen"

by crowscalamity October 19, 2025

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by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod

“Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH”

by Rj12139 May 23, 2023

kitchen anxiety

Reluctancy to enter your kitchen at uni in case of running into your flatmates.

“I need to make dinner but Ben is in the kitchen right now, my kitchen anxiety is through the roof”

by Angry.Potato February 9, 2023

Kitchen Rider

A Kitchen Rider is a person who wears logo clothing for a manufacture but doesn't own the product. Like a guy with a Harley Davidson t-shirt but he doesn't have a Harley or the guy with the surf clothing that never surfs.

Check out that guy with the Jack Daniels t-shirt on at an AA meeting! What a Kitchen Rider!

by Planetcontrol June 11, 2011

Kitchen Sink It

Process in which you throw everything into something, a document, a list, a box of items, etc. then sort and weed it out later.

I don't know exactly what my boss wants, so It's better to just kitchen sink it for now and figure out what to keep in and what to get rid of latter.

by Patience Q Jones February 6, 2025

kitchen doo

Haircut or hairstyle done at home in the kitchen.

Look at that girls hair. Awful, looks like she got a kitchen doo.

by wonky dizzle October 18, 2013